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Published: Sunday, November 3, 2013

CONSPIRACY THEORY

Muhtasim Shams Dibbo

Imagine a completely fictitious world, where everything is made up. That world is a lot like our present world, with oblivious citizens who are controlled by secret organisations. Now let’s look into that world and see how it is doing:
A great shift in the balance of world power is coming. Groups like the Illuminati have been trying for centuries and failing over and over again, but they’re still trying. Even here at SHOUT we come up with brilliant plans to conquer the world, which are yet to be carried out; most of the plans include lots of watermelons, daal puris, and fried chicken. However, the world has a group that is much more powerful than any of the groups we have. This deadliest organisation is known as “Mutant Conquerors Foods,” but let us refer to that as MC Foods, for simplicity’s sake.
You can’t walk for ten minutes in a city of that completely made up world without passing a minimum of two MC buildings, whatever they may be. They’re everywhere! There’s one right beside a mall and another one inside it. MC spreads at a ridiculously fast rate, faster than pneumonia in a Balkan slave camp. MC Foods pop up in random places overnight. Did you forget to close the bathroom door at night? Tough luck.
MC Foods had over sixty fortresses in its home country. But that wasn’t enough for it, it hungered for more power, it needed more dominance in this world. It began to spread across the border. Now there are loads of MC strongholds spanning over fifty-three countries of that world, in one of which they plan on building five hundred strongholds in the next five years. MC is working on taking over these countries entirely, and it will keep spreading, like a virus, to every part of the world starting from Africa. They will devour the entire world and we will have MC everywhere. There will be MCs in every building and every shopping mall, on planes, trains, ships and even boats and buses. There will be MCs in your closet, under your bed, and even on stage, waiting for you to buy some spicy sausages or chicken balls.
While the residents of that made up world feed on MC, it will feed on their souls. The oil will seep into their arteries and minds, effectively taking over the body and soul. But that will not be enough for MC — they will build strongholds all over unpopulated icy continents of that world. The Eskimos will fry chicken inside igloos and end up melting them. The polar ice caps would melt thanks to the extensive amounts of chicken that will be fried. They will enslave the citizens and make the population farm chickens, fry them, and eat them until chickens become extinct. After that, the human-chicken experiments begin, that’s when human beings are morphed into chickens. What will come first, the chicken or the egg? Neither; the human being will come first and the chickens will live. And what comes finally? The Human-Chicken hybrids, the original Creators of this crisis, they will prosper. The product of the bizarre World War II experiments — Mutant Conquerors.
They will repopulate the planet.

Disclaimer: Everything in this imaginary world, including this world itself, has been completely made up by the writer. Any resemblance between anything named in this article and anything in the world you live in is completely coincidental, unless you live in this writer’s imaginary world.

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